Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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