I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Houston, we have a squirter
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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