: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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