I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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