It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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