So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
