How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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