Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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