STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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