weddingsv make me drug and hornr
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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