Grow some girl-balls and come out already
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Green mimosas i think yes
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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