You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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