we have officially lost it.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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