He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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