It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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