you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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