had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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