two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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