put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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