First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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