its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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