she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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