Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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