It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
