So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
