Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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