you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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