Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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