wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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