do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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