YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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