So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i think im in europe. pls send help
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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