Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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