I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
then he tried to convert me to islam
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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