She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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