So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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