they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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