11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
honey bunches of taint.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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