I love black thongs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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