yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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