maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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