You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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