Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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