I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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