this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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