i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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