Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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