i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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