he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Randomize
