i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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