Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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