apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
BRING THE BAGELS
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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