you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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