I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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