He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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