too bad you live with your parents still
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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