You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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